1 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:27,945 SWOFF: A story. 2 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,657 A man fires a rifle for many years, 3 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,951 and he goes to war. 4 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:38,121 And afterward, he turns the rifle in at the armory 5 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:41,083 and he believes he's finished with the rifle. 6 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:45,295 But no matter what else he might do with his hands... 7 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,465 love a woman, build a house, 8 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,760 change his son's diaper, 9 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,304 his hands remember the rifle. 10 00:00:55,514 --> 00:01:01,311 FITCH: You are no longer black, or brown, or yellow or red! 11 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,230 You are now green! 12 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:06,942 You are light green or dark green! 13 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,069 Do you understand? 14 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,654 Sir, yes, sir! 15 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,532 - Swofford! - Sir, yes, sir! 16 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,368 You the maggot whose father served in Vietham? 17 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,494 Sir, yes, sir! 18 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:20,497 Outstanding! Did he have the balls to die there? 19 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,665 Sir, no, sir! 20 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:24,501 Too fucking bad! He ever talk about it? 21 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:28,297 - Sir, only once, sir! - Good! Then he wasn't lying! 22 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:32,301 Are you eyeballing me with those baby blues? 23 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,428 - Are you? - Sir, no, sir! 24 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:37,639 - Are you in love with me, Swofford? - Sir, no, sir! 25 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:41,018 You don't think I look good in my uniform, Swofford? 26 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,229 Sir, the drill sergeant looks fabulous in his uniform, sir! 27 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,149 So you're gay, then, and you love me, huh? 28 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:48,900 Sir, I'm not gay, sir! 29 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:52,029 - Do you have a girlfriend, Swofford? - Sir, yes, sir! 30 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:55,365 Guess again, motherfucker! Jody's banging her right now! 31 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,326 Get on your face and give me 25 32 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,536 for every time she gets fucked this month. 33 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:01,121 Down on your face! 34 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:05,667 SWOFF: It was shortly after meeting Drill Instructor Fitch 35 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:08,337 that I realized that joining the Marine Corps 36 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,422 might have been a bad decision. 37 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,674 FITCH: What in the fuck is this? 38 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:15,260 Sir, it's a recruit's drawing of a footlocker, sir! 39 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:18,430 Jesus, Joseph and doggie-style Mary! 40 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,557 That is a pile of dog shit. 41 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,893 Sir, the recruit's never been good at drawing, sir! 42 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,395 Why the fuck are you my scribe, then? 43 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:27,773 Isn't my scribe supposed to know how to draw? 44 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,066 Sir, the recruit doesn't know! 45 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,276 The recruit thought the scribe was supposed to write, sir! 46 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,944 Of course the recruit doesn't know! 47 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:36,323 The recruit doesn't know because I haven't told him! 48 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,534 All right, cum-for-brains... 49 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:42,913 show me exactly where your Skivvies and running shoes go. 50 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,247 Sir, the recruit can't think 51 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,541 while the drill instructor is hitting him on his head, sir! 52 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,503 You can't think while I'm giving you a few love taps? 53 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,255 How the fuck are you going to fire your rifle 54 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,092 when grenades are going off in your face? 55 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,095 What the fuck are you even doing here? 56 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:01,264 Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir! 57 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,313 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 58 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:11,441 SWOFF: So, now my hands were dick skinners. 59 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:16,279 A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. 60 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:19,241 My mouth was a cum receptacle. 61 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:22,869 A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. 62 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,163 A shirt was a blouse. 63 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,208 A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. 64 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,628 But many other things would never be the same. 65 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:16,506 Swofford. What kind of fucking name is that? 66 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,342 It's English. 67 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:23,388 My great-grandfather came over here in the 19th century. 68 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:25,640 Whatever. 69 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,685 I'm putting you in Golf Company. 70 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,729 It's full of retards and fuck ups. 71 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,399 Maybe you can elevate the sons of bitches a little. 72 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:37,861 Or maybe not. 73 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:40,822 Next. 74 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,825 (SOLDIERS CHATTERING) 75 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:51,500 SWOFF: Jarhead: Noun. Slang for "Marine." 76 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,378 Origin: From the resemblance to a jar 77 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,089 of the regulation high-and-tight haircut. 78 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:01,551 The Marine's head, by implication, therefore... 79 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,011 also a jar. 80 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,055 An empty vessel. 81 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:15,524 Hey. 82 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,442 May I help you? 83 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,862 Yeah, I was assigned to Second Platoon. 84 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,156 - Second Platoon? - Yeah. 85 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:32,499 - What's going on, boss? - Nothing much, man. 86 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,417 - Welcome to Second Platoon. - Thanks, man. 87 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,086 Hey, boys! Fresh fucking meat! 88 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,879 - What kind of meat? - We don't want you! 89 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,040 Boo, motherfucker! 90 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:24,676 Get some! 91 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,146 Oh, fuck. 92 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,914 Yeah, we switched out the hot brand. 93 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,667 Little fuck-fuck trick we play on the new guys. 94 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,504 Nice. 95 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,091 You want a brand, you gotta earn it. 96 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,183 Welcome to the Suck. 97 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,330 NURSE: Still got that stomach flu, Swofford? 98 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,207 I can't seem to shake it. 99 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:40,502 NURSE: That's all right. Not everyone's cut out for the Marines. 100 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:44,297 SWOFF: But for me, there was nowhere else. That was the truth. 101 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,217 After all, I was made in a war. 102 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:51,596 Here's Mr. and Mrs. Swofford on RandR from Vietnam. 103 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,307 Honolulu Hilton, 1969. 104 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,394 I can't watch 105 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,063 and neither can you. 106 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,066 And here are some other things I can't show you. 107 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,819 Visiting my sister. 108 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,780 Making muffins with Mom. 109 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,411 Breakfast conversations with Dad. 110 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:17,831 But here are some things you can see. 111 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,041 Taking a dump. 112 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,336 Thinking about going to college. 113 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,798 Studying after school with my girlfriend. 114 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:29,467 - Oh, my God, I love you. - I love you, too. 115 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,346 Giving away my favorite USMC T-shirt. 116 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,098 I'll write you every day. 117 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,224 SYKES: Hey! 118 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,436 Swofford? 119 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,150 - Swofford? - Yo. 120 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,488 What the fuck? You're sick? 121 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:54,367 No, I just had a stomach thing, sir. 122 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,702 Staff Sergeant Sykes. 123 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,038 I'm with Surveillance and Target Acquisition. STA. 124 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,623 I heard it took six guys to pull that little branding trick on you. 125 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,751 Your file says that you ain't too fucking dumb, either. 126 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,045 So you better get un-sick most motherfucking ricky-tick 127 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:08,256 because there's a chance that you could be a scout sniper. 128 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,136 What the fuck is this? 129 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,348 "The Stranger by Camus." 130 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,934 That's some heavy dope right there, Marine. 131 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,519 "Mary however..." 132 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,980 "That's when we ran up to the office..." 133 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:27,317 Indoc class starts on Monday. I suggest you have your ass there. 134 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:28,651 Is that an order, Staff Sergeant? 135 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,950 It's a fucking opportunity. 136 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:37,994 It's a fucking honor. 137 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,830 It's the best fucking job in the Marine Corps. 138 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,500 Sounds good, Staff Sergeant. 139 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,587 - Sounds good, Staff Sergeant! - Sounds good. 140 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,172 Could I have my... 141 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,591 You know what? I got a better idea. 142 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,510 You play any instruments? 143 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,429 I played the trumpet in third grade, Staff Sergeant. 144 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,056 Played the trumpet in third grade? Good. 145 00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,265 You still play? 146 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,518 A little, for small holiday concerts and festivals. 147 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,186 Good. You ain't gotta be Chuck Mangione. 148 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,270 All I need is a bugler. 149 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:06,147 Somebody to play Taps, Reveille, Battle March, 150 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,566 that type of shit, raise the morale. Does that interest you? 151 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,692 Oh, yeah. 152 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,861 Good! Parade field, 0600. 153 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,363 All right, thank you, Staff Sergeant! 154 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:14,489 My pleasure. 155 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,032 Can I get my book? 156 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,578 There's 60 of you. I only need eight. 157 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,623 That means 52 of you will perish. Do the math. 158 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,626 There's no possible way that all of you can make it. 159 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:27,877 If you think you're worth some shit... 160 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,212 Staff Sergeant Sykes! 161 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,923 Private Swofford reporting for bugle tryout! 162 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,593 Indoc! Atten-hut! 163 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,889 I don't give out too many special treats 164 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,852 but this morning, we have a very special treat. 165 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:47,522 Private Swofford here is going to play Reveille for us. 166 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,359 Okay, Swofford, play Reveille. 167 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,903 I don't have a bugle, Staff Sergeant. 168 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,864 - You don't have a what? - I don't have a bugle. 169 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,408 Oh, no. No, no. Damn, damn. 170 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,286 You better play with your mouth. 171 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,247 What? 172 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,541 I said, play it with your goddamn mouth. 173 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,178 Fuck. 174 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,598 (IMITATING BUGLE PLAYING) 175 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,855 I love that tone. Sounds good to me. My morale is lifted. 176 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,231 You know any Stevie Wonder? 177 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,609 You know You Are The Sunshine Of My Life? 178 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,111 - Yes, Staff Sergeant. - Good, that's a classic. 179 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,782 (IMITATING BUGLE PLAYING) 180 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:53,630 Will you shut the fuck up? There is no bugle program. 181 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,882 You sizzle-dick motherfucker. 182 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,426 Who do you think you are, some kind of Kenny G or some shit? 183 00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,761 - No, Staff Sergeant. - Good. 184 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,138 Now to the rest of you, do you have what it takes 185 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,682 to be the meanest, the cruellest, the most savage 186 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,727 unforgiving motherfuckers in God's cruel kingdom? 187 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,978 ALL: Yes, Staff Sergeant! 188 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,980 SYKES: Will you be able to one day say, "Yea, though I walk 189 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,524 "through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil 190 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,986 "because I am the baddest motherfucker in the goddamn valley"? 191 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,321 ALL: Yes, Staff Sergeant! 192 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,198 We shall fucking see! 193 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,575 - You still here? - Yes, Staff Sergeant! 194 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,410 Yes, what? 195 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,665 Yes, I am still here, Staff Sergeant. 196 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,335 So fucking be it. Fall in! 197 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,670 - One mile! - ALL: One mile! 198 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,463 - Ain't shit! - ALL: Ain't shit! 199 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,798 - Two miles! - ALL: Two miles! 200 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,049 Your mission is to kill me. 201 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,802 My mission is to Kill you first, and I'm good. 202 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,179 Them paintball bullets, they hurt? 203 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:48,142 Oh, shit! Fuck, I can't see! 204 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,019 Back to the grunts, dick face! 205 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,480 SYKES: In order to engage your target, you must see your target 206 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,691 but your target must not see you. 207 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,942 Shevitz. 208 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,115 You laugh, you die. Scratch your nose, you die. 209 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,325 You shift your weight to take a piss, you will die. 210 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,120 You want to shit, you better shit in your pants. 211 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,872 - Still kind of cute, huh, Swoff? - No, sir. 212 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,126 This suit will hide you. You will become a tree. A rock. 213 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,753 You are mud, sand, and dust. 214 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,463 - Still funny? - No, sir. 215 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,965 SYKES: In order to fire accurately 216 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,302 you must be able to judge distance and wind direction. 217 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,886 How far are those trees? 218 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,138 - 500 yards. - No. 219 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,306 - 600. - 300. 220 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,434 - 300. How did you figure that? - Three football fields. 221 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,893 Three football fields, that's right. 222 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,895 You take what you know and then you multiply. 223 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,188 Please don't use your dicks. 224 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,107 They're too small, and I can't count that high. 225 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,484 I don't wanna hear, "400,000 inches." 226 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,737 Now, wind. You use what you have. 227 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,323 Use a flag, use a plume of smoke, a little bit of dust. 228 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,491 Spit on your finger and hold that bitch up. 229 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,410 These are formulas that you can use 230 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,746 but in the end, you have to trust your gut. 231 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:50,913 SYKES: Details, gentlemen. 232 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,958 Details is gonna be the difference between you Killing your target 233 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,501 and your target killing you. 234 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:59,005 We've all been taught that, "Thou shalt not kill." 235 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:00,923 But hear this: 236 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,801 Fuck that shit! 237 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:05,970 Now, consider your target. 238 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,559 If you are lucky, in that window will one day emerge 239 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,061 the figure of the enemy. 240 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,146 The JFK shot. 241 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,440 The pink mist. 242 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,609 TROY: Fire, fire, fire. 243 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,279 Hit. 244 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,911 Fire, fire, fire. 245 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,956 SYKES: The sounds that you are hearing are live rounds. 246 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,793 You will get the fear out of you. Keep moving. 247 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,379 If you pick your head up, you will get fucked up! 248 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,589 Let's find out if we have any bitch in youl! 249 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,717 You guys crawl like old people fuck! 250 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,971 Keep moving! Get the fear out of you. 251 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:52,100 Keep moving! Do not bunch up! 252 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,476 - Keep moving! - I can't! 253 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,727 SYKES: Keep your head down! 254 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,271 - Come on, man! - Move! 255 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,732 - SYKES: Keep it moving. - Just fucking move! 256 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,150 - Come on! - No! 257 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,985 SYKES: Keep moving! Don't bunch up! 258 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,529 You can do it! 259 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,156 - You can fucking do it! - Keep moving! Come on! 260 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,992 - I can't! - Keep moving! Don't bunch up! 261 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,828 I can't! No! 262 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,207 - Cease-fire! - Cease-fire! 263 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,291 Corpsman! 264 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,380 Shit! 265 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,137 Shit. 266 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,016 I told you to keep your fucking head down! 267 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,184 If you listened to me 268 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,186 you would still be fucking alive right now! 269 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,396 Stupid fuck! 270 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,157 SYKES: God help me. 271 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,868 You are now scout snipers. 272 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,037 Now, I know you've heard this but I'm going to tell it to you again: 273 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,124 Snipers do not work alone. 274 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,251 You work as a team. 275 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,547 Spotter, shooter. 276 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,008 Spotter, shooter. 277 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,343 Spotter, shooter. 278 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,804 Spotter, shooter. 279 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:16,893 You may now open your case, pull out your M40A1 rifles. 280 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,318 Once you've done that, you will repeat after me. 281 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,906 - This is my rifle. - ALL: This is my rifle. 282 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,493 There are many like it, but this one is mine. 283 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,746 ALL: There are many like it, but this one is mine. 284 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:41,417 - Without my rifle, I am nothing. - ALL: Without my rifle, I am nothing. 285 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,837 Without me, my rifle is nothing. 286 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,924 ALL: Without me, my rifle is nothing. 287 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,762 SWOFF: The grunt dies for 15,000 poorly placed rounds. 288 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,473 Fucking right. 289 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,266 SWOFF: The sniper dies 290 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:01,312 for that one perfect shot. 291 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,607 Hit. 292 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:10,404 Fire, fire, fire. 293 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,864 SWOFF: I was hooked. 294 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,075 Hit. 295 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,038 Fire, fire, fire. 296 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,207 Hit. 297 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,047 Fire, fire, fire. 298 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,466 Hit. 299 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,886 SWOFF: I wanted the pink mist. 300 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,976 Good evening. Iraq invaded and took over 301 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,727 its tiny neighbor, Kuwait, today. 302 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,064 That set off worldwide protests and drew sanctions 303 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,900 from the United States, Great Britain and the Soviet Union. 304 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,278 The government of dictator Saddam Hussein 305 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,197 claimed it went in at the invitation of revolutionaries 306 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,366 who had overthrown the Kuwaiti government. 307 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,785 We have appealed to all our friends around the world, 308 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,414 including the United States 309 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,668 to come to our aid and assistance. 310 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,885 We're going to fucking war. 311 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,558 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 312 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,479 (ALL SINGING) 313 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,491 (ALL CHEERING) 314 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,579 Come on, start running, motherfucker. 315 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:26,749 Fuck. 316 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,879 Shoot that motherfucker! 317 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,340 Die! 318 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,890 Run, Charlie! 319 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,772 ANNOUNCER ON PA: Now hear this. Now hear this. 320 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,941 All personnel from 2-7 321 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:55,403 are to report immediately to your company area. 322 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:59,031 Get some, Marines. Get some! 323 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,297 Me, I had a choice, 324 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,633 either join the Marines or go to jail. 325 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,468 And you know what the shit of it is? 326 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,471 - Yeah, if you'd gone to jail... - Don't spoil the joke, asshole. 327 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,307 If I'd have went to jail, I'd be getting out today. 328 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,978 - Would you like some nuts? - No, thanks. 329 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,605 Yes, are they warm nuts? 330 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,483 No, I believe they're room temperature. 331 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,362 Well, maybe later you can come and warm up my nuts. 332 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,115 You know, I don't really like the little ones. 333 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,702 - Okay, is that all? - Yeah. 334 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,662 Would you like some nuts? 335 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,497 You poor bastard. 336 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,208 I bet your recruiter promised you a whole wide world of pussy, huh? 337 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,376 You fucking A. 338 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,296 Cocksucker knew the price of every whore from Olangapo to Stockholm. 339 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,965 And here we are, headed to the desert. No pussy in 1,000 miles. 340 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,675 Fucked by the green wienie again. 341 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,221 What would you be doing if you were a civilian? 342 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,973 Staying up late, jacking off, 343 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,476 playing Metroid, trying to get to that 9th level? 344 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,144 You know what happens when you get there? 345 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,691 Nothing. You just start all over again. 346 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,195 How long you think we'll be there? Two weeks? 347 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,864 Less, man. We'll be back so fast, 348 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,949 we'll still be shitting out those nuts. 349 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,285 Good luck, now. Goodbye, now. 350 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,371 Good luck, now. Goodbye, now. 351 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,540 Want to keep me company for two weeks? 352 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,708 Goodbye, now. 353 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,002 - You don't know what you're missing. - Yeah, yeah. 354 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,171 Damn! 355 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,513 Attention on deck! 356 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,435 Take your seats. 357 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,651 - Good afternoon, Marines. - ALL: Good afternoon, sir! 358 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,904 Jesus, did you just land in a war zone or a funeral parlor? 359 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,657 - Good afternoon, Marines! - Good afternoon, sir! 360 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,993 I just felt my dick move. 361 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,496 For those of you who don't know me 362 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:55,791 I'm Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski, your battalion commander. 363 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,878 We are now a part of Operation Desert Shield. 364 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,338 Now, just north of us 365 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:04,967 Saddam Hussein's got one million Iraqi soldiers. 366 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,720 And some of those boys have been fighting 367 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:10,222 since you were nine or ten years old. 368 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:11,640 They are tough. 369 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,475 They will stop at nothing. 370 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:17,479 They've used nerve gas against the Iranians and the Kurds. 371 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,815 Now, here's a picture. 372 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,949 I know what you're thinking. 373 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:31,619 You're thinking, " et's kick ass and take names 374 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,413 "and end this shit the day before yesterday." 375 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:35,581 ALL: Yeah! 376 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,959 But the bureaucrats have a lot of jawboning to do. 377 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:43,047 So for now, these Iraqis who have raped and pillaged, 378 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,383 poor little Kuwait are not yet in our gun sights. 379 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:52,014 Our current mission is to protect the oil fields 380 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,350 of our good friends in the Kingdom of Saud, 381 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,768 until further notice. 382 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:59,647 And gentlemen, I'm talking a lot of oil. 383 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,775 A lot of oll. 384 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:06,695 So you will hydrate, you will train, 385 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:10,532 you will adjust to this desert, and you'll hydrate some more. 386 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,326 And you will be ready. 387 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:17,039 You will maintain a constant state of suspicious alertness 388 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,999 and one day soon 389 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:22,419 Saddam Hussein is gonna regret pulling this sorry shit. 390 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,504 ALL: Ooh-rah! 391 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,881 We're gonna kick some Iraqi ass! 392 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,550 What did you say? 393 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:30,844 We're gonna kick some Iraqi ass, sir! 394 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,179 Oh, hell, son. 395 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,682 What, you gonna win the Medal of Honor all by yourself? 396 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,642 What's the rest of my battalion gonna do? 397 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,394 Kick some Iraqi ass! 398 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,562 You know, [ think it's time for me to retire. 399 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,898 I can't hear a fucking thing! 400 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,733 Kick some Iraqi ass! 401 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:47,528 Oh, boys, I just got a hard-on! 402 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:12,261 Man, this defensive position shit sucks, huh? 403 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,013 We need to get out of this shit hole soon. 404 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,431 I need to shoot something! 405 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,766 You're gonna get all you want soon enough. 406 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:18,934 First to fucking fight! 407 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,102 (ALL HOOTING) 408 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,312 Yeah. For what? 409 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:26,358 I've been around these old white fuckers all my life. 410 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,569 They got their fat hands in Arab oil. 411 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,779 The motherfuckers drink it like it's beer. 412 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,781 That's why we're here, to protect their profits. 413 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,325 You're full of shit. He's full of shit. 414 00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:38,370 Who do you think gave Saddam all his fucking weapons? 415 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:39,955 We did! 416 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:42,958 Fuck politics, all right? We're here. 417 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,002 All the rest is bullshit. 418 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:46,211 Yeah. 419 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,284 Everyone else is unpacking, man. 420 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,536 I'm taking a break. 421 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:24,500 - What you got? - Photos. 422 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,127 - She's hot. Yours? - Yes, man. 423 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:29,421 You better shoot yourself in the foot 424 00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:31,173 and get a ticket home 425 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,425 because Jodies are gonna be all over her! 426 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:35,761 Look at her! Ain't she an animal! 427 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,262 They won't leave her alone! 428 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:39,389 - That's nice for a white chick, man. - Thank you, man. 429 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:40,516 Nice? Come on. 430 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,976 I'd drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from. 431 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,228 All right, all right, all right. 432 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,646 This is hardcore right here. 433 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:48,190 This is close to porn. Let me see that one. Let me see. 434 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,817 She's got a baby fist down here. 435 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,860 Dream on, brothers, dream on. 436 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:55,197 I'm storing that for later, man. I'm storing it for later. 437 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,908 Hey, y'all horny fucks wanna see a beautiful woman? 438 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,618 - Yeah! - Let's see it. Let's see it. 439 00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:01,495 - Give it up! - Check this out. 440 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,330 - Yeah, boy! - Give it up, give it up. 441 00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:04,498 No, no, no. 442 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,667 Oh, no! Please don't love me! 443 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,503 Now, tell them how many tortillas she had before that picture. 444 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,757 Hey, she's pregnant, man. 445 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,345 That's why she's so beautiful, man. 446 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,222 This is what it's all about right here, man. 447 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:21,849 Hey, fuck you guys! 448 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:22,975 (ALL BOOING) 449 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:26,687 I'm telling you, married guys lose brain cells by the billions. 450 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,355 If the Corps wanted you to have a wife 451 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,648 they would have issued you one. 452 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,067 Yeah, they would have issued you one. 453 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:33,819 Yeah! 454 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:36,488 No family photos, Swofford? 455 00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:41,076 - Hey, can I see your pictures? - Yeah, sure, man. 456 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,286 Thanks. 457 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,373 - Fergus, right? - Yeah. 458 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,587 She have her own clothes? 459 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,924 Well, ain't this cozy as fuck? You guys get settled in? 460 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,426 ALL: Yes, Staff Sergeant! 461 00:27:57,467 --> 00:28:00,596 Well, if you're not too busy... Gas! Gas! Gas! 462 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,182 Right now! I'm talking about gas! Let's go! Let's move it! 463 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,850 Come on, guys, what the fuck are you doing? 464 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,393 Let's go! Get it on! 465 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:07,811 Right now your dicks are falling off! 466 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:10,022 Your skin is bubble wrap! Let's go! Move it! 467 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,232 You sorry motherfuckers, I told you, "Don't get lazy." 468 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:14,902 Didn't I tell you not to get lazy? Let's go! 469 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:17,237 - Let's go. - What are you doing? 470 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,781 That's your fucking sleeping bag, you moron! Let's go! 471 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,283 It's been 30 seconds. 472 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,744 What the fuck are you doing? Get it on! 473 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,621 You stay ready, you ain't got to get ready! 474 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:29,082 You nasty motherfuckers are so lazy! I told you to stay on point! 475 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:32,252 That's 45 seconds! What you doing? What you doing? 476 00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,171 You better get your motherfucking ass in gear! 477 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:36,298 You gonna be the first motherfucker I kick up in the ass. 478 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,633 - Get it on! - I'm trying! 479 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,051 They packed mine wrong! 480 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,929 SYKES: Retarded motherfuckers, let's go! Put it on! 481 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:45,307 Let's go! Stop! Stop it right now! 482 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:48,685 Luke. 483 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:51,980 Come over to the dark side, Luke. 484 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:55,317 55 seconds. You're all dead. 485 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:57,611 And since you're all dead, 486 00:28:57,653 --> 00:29:00,030 I guess you wouldn't mind taking a little run in these suits. 487 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,281 Let's go! 488 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,493 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 489 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,291 Swofford, if you don't pick it up 490 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,169 I'm gonna shoot you in your fucking foot! Move it! 491 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,838 SWOFF: The price of crude oil has nearly doubled. 492 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,341 President Bush sends in more troops. 493 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:25,013 Us, six times a day, we gather for formation. 494 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,682 Drink it down, all of it. 495 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:27,975 And we hydrate. 496 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,434 Now, hold them up. 497 00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:35,524 We patrol the empty desert. 498 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:36,692 Get down! 499 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:41,238 And we dehydrate. 500 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:49,705 We throw hand grenades 501 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,249 into nowhere. 502 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:56,003 We navigate imaginary minefields. 503 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,721 We fire at nothing. 504 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,224 And we hydrate some more. 505 00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,393 You will hydrate till I get full. 506 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,770 There you go. Hold it down. 507 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:15,814 Now, hold them up. 508 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:27,075 SWOFF: And we look north, towards the border 509 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:29,953 and we wait for them. 510 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:32,164 This is our labor. 511 00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:34,249 We wait. 512 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,835 I got one! A white one! 513 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:39,463 Master race. 514 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,214 (EXCLAIMING) 515 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:44,092 Check her out. It's beautiful. 516 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,763 Chango's reign of terror is over! Over! 517 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:48,847 (ALL CHEERING) 518 00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:51,558 Come on! 519 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,770 It's over, you fucking pussy, Chango. 520 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:58,106 Hey, come on, Chango. Come on, Chango! 521 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,362 Now you're gonna see a fight, kid! 522 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,573 Come on! Come on! 523 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,243 Come on, whitey! 524 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:13,663 Come on. Come on. 525 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,463 Pay me my money, motherfuckers! 526 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:23,632 All right! 527 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,968 I told you, I told you! 528 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:32,474 Go, Chango! 529 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:36,978 (CHANTING) Chango! Chango! Chango! 530 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,444 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 531 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,623 Fucking asshole. 532 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:26,820 SWOFF: Suggested techniques for the Marine to use 533 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:29,531 in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness: 534 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:31,533 Masturbation, 535 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,954 rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends, 536 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:39,166 cleaning your rifle, 537 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,377 further masturbation, 538 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:45,464 rewiring Walkmen, 539 00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:48,967 arguing about religion and meaning of life, 540 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:54,097 discussing in detail every woman the Marine has ever fucked, 541 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:58,560 debating differences, such as Cuban versus Mexican, 542 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,021 Harleys versus Hondas, 543 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,982 left- versus right-handed masturbation, 544 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:07,569 further cleaning of rifle, 545 00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:10,655 studying of Filipino mail-order bride catalog, 546 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,866 further masturbation, 547 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:16,203 planning of Marine's first meal on return home, 548 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,997 imagining what the Marine's girlfriend 549 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,416 and her man Jody are doing in the hay 550 00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:23,752 or in the alley 551 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:26,838 or in a hotel bed. 552 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,763 - Is she up there yet? - What? 553 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,097 Get the fuck off me, man. 554 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,099 Don't worry, she will be. She'll be right there. 555 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:39,601 She's gonna look beautiful up there. 556 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,061 Yeah. Thank you. 557 00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:48,568 I wonder what she's doing right now. 558 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,322 No way to know. 559 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,206 SYKES: Now, here are the rules. 560 00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:03,458 When you talk to these reporters, you do not get specific. 561 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,669 Tell them that there's no better shooters in the world 562 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:06,962 than Marine snipers. 563 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,130 Tell them that you're happy to be here. 564 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:11,258 You're proud of the mission. All right? 565 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,552 And you can't wait to mash the fuck out of these Iraqis. 566 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,637 Anything other than that comes out of your mouth 567 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,721 I get fucked up. 568 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:18,640 And if I get fucked up, I'm gonna fuck you up. 569 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,225 Take your shirts off. Show your muscles. 570 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,352 - You've been working out. - This is censorship. 571 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,020 - This is what? - Censorship. 572 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,523 You're telling us what we can and can't say to the press. 573 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:27,649 That's un-American. 574 00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:30,068 Yeah, what about freedom of speech? The Constitution? 575 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,904 No, you signed a contract. You don't have any rights. 576 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:35,991 You got any complaints, you complain to Saddam Insane 577 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,284 and you see if he gives a fuck. 578 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:39,578 Why, that's exactly what Saddam Hussein does. 579 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:41,663 You're treating us the same way. 580 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:43,582 You are a Marine. 581 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:46,251 There's no such thing as speech that is free. 582 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,670 You must pay for everything that you say. 583 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,423 CAMERAMAN: We're rolling. Sound, speed. 584 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,010 INTERVIEWER: You're a Marine here in Saudi Arabia. 585 00:34:57,971 --> 00:34:59,931 Are you glad to be here? 586 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:04,561 Oh, yes, ma'am, I'm glad to be here. 587 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:08,064 My uncle and my father served in Vietnam 588 00:35:08,148 --> 00:35:09,816 so I'm proud to serve my country here. 589 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:11,860 I have supreme confidence in all my leaders 590 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,571 you know, from my team leader to my President. 591 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:17,198 I'm very proud to serve my country, yeah. 592 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,867 So, who's waiting for you back home? 593 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:23,371 - Can I give a message to my brother? - Sure. 594 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:27,959 - Tim, hey. He's gonna get this? - Mmm-mmm. 595 00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:29,711 Tim! What's up? 596 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:33,131 I got your letter, man, and you are a maniac. 597 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,883 (SHOUTS) 598 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,719 You're crazy. He'll understand that. 599 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,722 You're a Marine here in Saudi Arabia. 600 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:44,392 How do you hope the Kuwaitis will greet you? 601 00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:53,068 How do you feel about the Iraqis? 602 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:56,988 They're the enemy. Do you have nightmares about them? 603 00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:58,323 How do you... 604 00:35:58,740 --> 00:35:59,949 (CLEARS THROAT) 605 00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:03,244 I love it out here. This is what I want. 606 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:06,956 'Cause I count for something. 607 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,667 Back home... 608 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:12,420 I'd be working some nowhere job. Nobody would even know I was alive. 609 00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:16,966 "We burn the fat off our souls." 610 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,053 Hemingway, he said that. 611 00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:23,139 Who's waiting for you back home? 612 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:31,564 Well, you know, I have a girlfriend waiting for me. 613 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:35,694 Anything you'd like to say to her? 614 00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:43,410 Yeah, sure. Yeah. 615 00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:46,955 Hi, Kristina. 616 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:49,833 Here we are. 617 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:51,167 (CLEARS THROAT) 618 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,464 Are you scared? 619 00:36:57,674 --> 00:36:59,759 Yes, ma'am, I'm very happy to be here. 620 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:02,804 I love my country. 621 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:06,057 I miss my parents. Hey, Mom, hey, Dad. 622 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,810 They're treating me all right here. 623 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:14,649 It was an opportunity for me to defend America 624 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:18,153 the country which has given freedom to me and to my family. 625 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:22,991 And it is an honor to fight for that freedom. 626 00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:24,534 To defend my country 627 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:27,537 and to serve my country 628 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:30,415 and to learn skills to eventually go into law enforcement. 629 00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:32,167 Are you scared? 630 00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:34,669 Look, 631 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:38,465 I'm 20 years old 632 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,759 and I was dumb enough to sign a contract. 633 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:43,970 I can hear their fucking bombs already. 634 00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:48,349 I can hear their bombs. 635 00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:50,894 And I'm fucking scared, yeah. 636 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,941 Don't tell my Staff Sergeant, though, all right? 637 00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:00,487 INTERVIEWER: So in case of a chemical attack 638 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,947 what provisions do your men have for that? 639 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,534 This is what we call the NBC suits. 640 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:09,287 That's nuclear-biological-chemical protective suits. 641 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:11,873 We also have a mask. This is the M17A1 mask 642 00:38:11,915 --> 00:38:13,500 which is fitted with a drinking tube 643 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,710 so these guys can drink from their canteens 644 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,045 without taking off their masks. 645 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:18,421 - Oh, really? - Want to try it? 646 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:21,508 - No, thanks, but can I hold it? - Yeah, sure. 647 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:23,384 - It's heavy. - Yeah, it is. 648 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:25,720 But you know, we need these in order to protect us. 649 00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:27,430 They fight with all this in all this heat? 650 00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:29,808 Yes, they do. They fight with it and... 651 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:33,144 As a matter of fact, let me give you a small demonstration of that. 652 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,815 Kruger, get rid of the ball. 653 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:38,733 Get rid of the ball. 654 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:41,069 Kruger! Get rid of the fucking ball. 655 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,487 - SYKES: Ball. - Fuck. 656 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:43,947 SYKES: Give me the ball. 657 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:47,826 All right, listen up, guys, today is your lucky day. 658 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:51,913 These reporters want to see how your NBC suits work. 659 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:55,250 All right, so we're gonna continue this little football game 660 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,793 in full chemical gear. 661 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:57,919 (SYKES LAUGHS) 662 00:38:57,961 --> 00:39:00,672 - That's right. Come on, let's go. - It's 112 degrees. 663 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,883 Then I guess you won't be needing your parkas, will you? 664 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,134 Let's play! 665 00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:08,346 (HEAVY BREATHING) 666 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:12,934 I'm gonna hurt you, Swoff. I'm gonna hurt you so bad. 667 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:14,227 Do you like pain? 668 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:15,395 Hut! 669 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:19,274 - Swoff! - Where's the fucking ball? 670 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,068 Swofford, what is that? 671 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:25,113 Swofford, I guess you call that using your head, huh? 672 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,614 Using his head. 673 00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:34,956 Hut. 674 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,044 Hut! 675 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:46,301 (YELLING EXCITEDLY) 676 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:53,725 Cortez! 677 00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:08,239 Fuck you! Fuck you, bitch! 678 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,120 - Who got me? Who got me? - No, no, I want him. 679 00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,789 You want the Mexican leprechaun? Well, let's take him. 680 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:18,791 Yeah, I'll take the fucking midget. 681 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:21,794 I'm the midget? Let's go, you squishy-faced retard. 682 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,380 Don't you ever call me a squishy-face. 683 00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:27,592 Squishy-face. Let's go, baby, squishy-face! 684 00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:30,011 - Let's go, squishy-face. - Motherfucker! 685 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:37,852 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 686 00:40:37,894 --> 00:40:39,854 All right, that's it! That's halftime! 687 00:40:39,896 --> 00:40:41,940 Put the masks back on. Bring the water. 688 00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:43,983 We're gonna further this demonstration. 689 00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:46,694 Men, these M17A1 drinking tubes 690 00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:49,864 are designed to work perfectly with your canteen and your mask. 691 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:51,032 Take the narrow part of the tube 692 00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,533 with your fingers extended and joined 693 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:54,702 and place it into the appropriate receptacle 694 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:57,288 - on the canteen lid. - The lid on my canteen's fucked. 695 00:40:57,372 --> 00:40:59,666 Watch your mouth. I got another one for you right there. 696 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,793 My hydration tube is busted, Staff Sergeant. 697 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:04,587 - We're gonna die of dehydration. - We're not gonna die. Just cool it. 698 00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:06,923 Staff Sergeant, my drinking tube fell off 699 00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:09,092 at the gas chamber at Pendleton. It's been four months... 700 00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:11,678 I understand that, and I want everybody to understand this! 701 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,889 - Fucking piece of shit! - l want you to play fucking ball! 702 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:17,809 Oh, that's a pick. 703 00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:20,853 (ALL CHEERING) 704 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:28,903 Kruger of Arabia! 705 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:33,408 - Kruger, field fuck. - Field fuck? 706 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,787 Field fuck! 707 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:40,623 It's just good old American... 708 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:43,251 Shit. 709 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:46,921 SYKES: Stop it. Stop it, you assholes. Stop it! 710 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:48,381 Put your clothes on! 711 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:49,757 Come on, bring the camera. 712 00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:53,302 You're gonna put your clothes on and quit acting like monkeys. 713 00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:57,098 You stupid motherfuckers. Put your clothes on, assholes! 714 00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:00,226 Come on. 715 00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:02,770 Let's go check out the artillery and everything. 716 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,439 - INTERVIEWER: Field what? - He said "field fun." 717 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,358 That's one of the exercises that we run here in the field. 718 00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:10,236 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 719 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:17,952 The armory. 720 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:21,789 - Why don't we have a look at that? - Yeah, let's... 721 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,342 (ALL HOOTING AND CHEERING) 722 00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:36,304 Come back soon, now, you hear? 723 00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:52,028 I don't hear you laughing now. 724 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:53,988 (FORCED LAUGHTER) 725 00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:59,077 I can't hear you. 726 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,584 That's better. Sounds jovial. 727 00:43:08,461 --> 00:43:10,755 Platoon! Atten-hut! 728 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:16,427 - Lance Corporal Swofford! - Yes, Staff Sergeant! 729 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:19,764 - On top of the world, huh? - Yes, Staff Sergeant! 730 00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:22,350 Well, I have more important things to do 731 00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:24,977 like play with my balls. 732 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,271 But guess what, you guys are scheduled 733 00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:29,607 for a little two-day vacation back in the rear, 734 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:32,026 so I suggest you get your shit together. 735 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:35,738 You can start by taking all that down. 736 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,365 MARINE 1: Fuck! 737 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:38,866 MARINE 2: Yeah, whatever. 738 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,708 Come on, Swoff, pack up. 739 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:49,961 Your mommy again, Fergie. 740 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:52,588 - What are you listening to? - My mom's Christmas tape. 741 00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:53,840 You're a retard. 742 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,135 TROY: Fergus, you and your mom got fire watch tonight. 743 00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,386 2200 to 0200. 744 00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:01,722 FERGUS: Man, that's two straight weeks. Why does it have to be me? 745 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:05,017 - 'Cause you're so boot. - You are boot. 746 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:06,185 Oh, yeah. 747 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:10,231 - That's the third fucking time, man. - What's that? 748 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,899 I just want it to say "no preference." 749 00:44:11,941 --> 00:44:13,401 Is that so fucking hard? 750 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:16,237 What difference does it make? God knows you're "no preference." 751 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,197 At least they got the blood type right. 752 00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,285 I mean, which would you rather get? The wrong prayer or the wrong blood? 753 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:25,913 FOWLER: One lonely pink letter from Sacramento. 754 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:29,792 Kristina. I wonder what she's up to? 755 00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,878 Now, I dare you... 756 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,672 Go jerk off outside. 757 00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:39,385 CORTEZ: Oh, my God. 758 00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:40,469 What? 759 00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:43,097 Oh, my God, man, I have a son! 760 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,433 I got a fucking son, man! 761 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,186 - I got a little boy! - Let's see. 762 00:44:48,269 --> 00:44:50,146 Look at that cute kid. 763 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,858 You better check the mailman, bro. This baby's a gringo, man. 764 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:57,486 No way. That's definitely Montezuma Jr. 765 00:44:57,612 --> 00:45:00,573 I don't care, as long as he's not a Cuban with a little dick. 766 00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:03,242 Cortez, can I see him? 767 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,536 Here you go, Pinko. 768 00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:10,958 He's beautiful, man. 769 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,376 (ALL CHEERING) 770 00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:16,380 I'll put my little boy up. 771 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,799 Doesn't look good. 772 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:24,972 - Kristina has a new friend, man. - She got a new friend? 773 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:30,228 He's the night manager at her hotel, and she says he's a good listener. 774 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:34,941 - Man! This is getting worse. - He's fucked, man. 775 00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:37,360 Oh, I told you. I told you. 776 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:39,654 She's one of those girls with a military fetish. 777 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,990 Yeah, and she's getting off when she tells the Jody 778 00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:44,450 that her boyfriend's a jarhead. 779 00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:46,452 - Yeah, man, fuck. - All right, fuck off. 780 00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:49,664 I can see it. I can see it now. She works in a hotel. 781 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:52,041 She goes into a vacant room, right? 782 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:56,671 Grabs onto the pole and goes, "Jody! Jody! Six-foot-four!" 783 00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:58,005 (SWOFF YELLS) 784 00:45:58,047 --> 00:45:59,840 Go pull the legs off a spider. 785 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:01,884 Okay, Corporal. 786 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:03,636 Hey, Swoff. That's right. Cheer up, man. 787 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:05,721 We heading back to the rear. We'll get some AC, 788 00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:08,599 shit in a flush toilet, you can use the phone. 789 00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:11,269 - I'm gonna call her. - You fucking A. 790 00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:14,563 Even if she is fucking someone else. 791 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:19,735 Root beer shower! No more monkey ass! 792 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,614 Root beer shower! 793 00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:24,991 (ALL HOOTING) 794 00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:28,035 - What? Where are you going? - To work. 795 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,453 Where you going? 796 00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:32,707 Hey, look, it's a cock, but smaller. 797 00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:01,402 Fuck! 798 00:47:07,533 --> 00:47:08,743 Fuck! 799 00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:18,461 KRISTINA: Hello? 800 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:20,588 Kris, it's me. 801 00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:23,382 - Hello? - Hello. 802 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,926 Oh, my God, Tony. 803 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,472 How are you? I'm good. 804 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,183 Missing you. 805 00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,226 I'm all right. I'm missing you, too. 806 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:37,021 I saw your mom. We went to visit your sister. 807 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:39,065 - How is she? - Your mom? 808 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,775 No, Rini. 809 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:44,362 She's doing better. She's doing really good. 810 00:47:45,154 --> 00:47:47,490 - So this guy... - Did you get the pictures? 811 00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:49,950 Yeah, I got them. They're great. 812 00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:52,036 Did you see the one of you and me? 813 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,372 - The guy at the hotel... - Who? 814 00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:59,251 How well do you know him, Kris? 815 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:00,628 (KRISTINA LAUGHS) 816 00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:04,340 Who, Carl? He's just a friend. 817 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,802 How well do you know him? 818 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:11,055 Tony, he's just a friend. 819 00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:17,603 - Hello? - Yeah, I'm here. 820 00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:20,231 - Hello? - Kris? 821 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,525 - Tony? - I'm here. 822 00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:24,235 - Tony! - Kris? 823 00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:26,654 - God. - Kris? 824 00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:30,491 (DIAL TONE BEEPING) 825 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:36,664 (SOFT ROCK PLAYING) 826 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:11,282 (WATER RUNNING) 827 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:42,521 (GASPING) 828 00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:52,907 You were making some pretty weird sounds, man. 829 00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:02,333 Dettman's wife sent him Deer Hunter. 830 00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:04,752 Let's go watch it. 831 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:09,256 Put it on! 832 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,425 Shut up, Fowler, you fucking shit bird! 833 00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:12,760 Shut the fuck up. 834 00:50:13,177 --> 00:50:14,720 You shut up already. 835 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:16,931 Yeah! 836 00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:20,976 Get your boot off my fucking chair, you fucking boot. 837 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:24,355 Rude motherfucker, Swoff. 838 00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:40,663 What the fuck? 839 00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:45,668 That's my wife. 840 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:49,296 That's my fucking wife! 841 00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:52,007 Oh, fuck. That's my wife. 842 00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:55,052 That's Clancey. That's my fucking neighbor. 843 00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:57,429 I lent him my fucking car. That's my wife. 844 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,516 That's my fucking wife! 845 00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:01,684 (WOMAN GROANING) 846 00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:03,143 You fucking bitch! 847 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:06,230 No! You slut! No! 848 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:07,439 Fuck! 849 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:11,652 - You don't need to see this shit. - Oh, fuck, baby. 850 00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:14,029 You don't need to see this. Swoff, come on. 851 00:51:14,113 --> 00:51:16,824 - Take him outside. - Come on, Dettman. Come on. 852 00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:24,331 Fuck! I wanna go home! 853 00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:27,376 I wanna go home. 854 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:34,049 Who's fucking around now, Brian? 855 00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:35,384 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 856 00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:46,312 Fucking fagot, man! Let's watch it again! 857 00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:47,688 (ALL CHEERING) 858 00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,533 That's enough! That's enough! 859 00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:05,205 - No, no, no! Why? - That's his fucking wife! 860 00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:08,500 (BOOING) 861 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:13,881 No fun! 862 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:24,308 What are you doing? 863 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:31,106 I'm waiting for you to leave so I can watch it again. 864 00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:33,984 Why do you want to watch it again? 865 00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:36,654 I want to watch it again. 866 00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:38,822 Why? 867 00:52:43,035 --> 00:52:44,370 I want to see what it's like 868 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:47,247 to watch somebody else fuck your girlfriend. 869 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:02,513 Come on. Get your shit. 870 00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:05,140 Come on. We're going back. 871 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,784 SWOFF: For most problems, the Marine is issued a solution. 872 00:53:24,993 --> 00:53:28,163 If ill, go to sickbay. 873 00:53:29,289 --> 00:53:32,334 If wounded, call corpsman. 874 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:37,005 If dead, report to graves registration. 875 00:53:39,133 --> 00:53:41,260 If losing his mind, however, 876 00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:45,681 no standard solution exists. 877 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:48,100 No 878 00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:50,102 standard 879 00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:52,187 solution 880 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,398 exists. 881 00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:57,484 - What's up, buddy? Merry Christmas. - Yeah. 882 00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:00,779 I hear you got some good shit. 883 00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:03,323 Fly, rumor, on winged feet. 884 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:04,908 Here 885 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:07,494 read this. 886 00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:11,039 - What is it? - It's a love letter for the Major. 887 00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:13,125 I write all of his letters. 888 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:16,003 "Dear sweet Gloria, I wish I was up in you now 889 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:18,297 "with a finger in your ass. 890 00:54:18,338 --> 00:54:20,632 "Love you, Captain Skinboat." 891 00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:24,511 I studied classics at Dartmouth. 892 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:26,221 It's a good school. 893 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,184 $40, five gallons. 894 00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:32,853 (WHISTLING) 895 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:39,067 Hey, Swoff. Which way do I mount this? 896 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,029 What does it say? 897 00:54:42,571 --> 00:54:44,948 - "Front toward enemy." - Oh, yeah. 898 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:49,703 - Got to be a clue. - Thanks. Sorry. 899 00:54:50,871 --> 00:54:53,665 SWOFF: Fergus, you take my watch tonight, I'll pay you back. 900 00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:57,503 - Not again. It's Christmas Eve. - I'll send you out a fucking tree. 901 00:54:57,544 --> 00:55:00,047 Oh, great, a tree. Merry Christmas. 902 00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:03,008 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 903 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:04,843 (RAPPING) 904 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:13,894 (HOOTING AND CHEERING) 905 00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:50,389 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 906 00:56:31,847 --> 00:56:32,890 Shit! 907 00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:46,486 Shit. 908 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:54,870 Oh, shit! 909 00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:58,040 (SHOTS FIRING) 910 00:56:58,123 --> 00:56:59,708 What the fuck? 911 00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:02,419 Come on! Now! 912 00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:04,338 Let's get some! 913 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:21,313 What the fuck is that? 914 00:57:21,355 --> 00:57:24,441 It's time to do it all! It's time for me to... 915 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:35,535 Sorry, guys. I'm really sorry. 916 00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:38,288 It was my sausages. 917 00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:50,550 Fucker's fucked now. 918 00:58:07,693 --> 00:58:09,778 So do you have all of that unauthorized beverage 919 00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:11,780 out of your system? 920 00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:15,867 Whose watch was that, Swofford? 921 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:20,414 - It was mine. - It was yours. 922 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:22,833 But since you don't know how to handle responsibility 923 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:24,584 we are demoting you. 924 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,421 You are now a private. 925 00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:33,260 You think you're the only one that's bored around here? 926 00:58:34,594 --> 00:58:38,015 Because when this war begins, and it will begin, 927 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:39,933 I don't want you covering my ass. 928 00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:44,938 So guess what's next? 929 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:51,111 SWOFF: Instructions for the effective burning of shitters. 930 00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:53,196 The Marine will need the following: 931 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:56,366 One metal fence post, one pair of welder's gloves, 932 00:58:56,450 --> 00:59:00,787 five gallons of diesel fuel, and one box of matches. 933 00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:02,539 Hold it right there, Marine. 934 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:08,253 So you are the fucking idiot who tried to burn down my camp. 935 00:59:08,295 --> 00:59:09,463 Yes, sir. 936 00:59:11,131 --> 00:59:12,924 Stick that back in there. 937 00:59:12,966 --> 00:59:15,594 It's already full of diesel fuel, sir. 938 00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:20,057 I don't care if it's full of Chanel No. 5. 939 00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:24,186 I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory. 940 00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:26,396 Stick that fucker back in there. 941 00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:32,486 (FLIES BUZZING) 942 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:34,696 LINCOLN: I'm waiting. 943 00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:44,456 I left you a little gift in there. 944 00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:46,750 Not too hard, not too soft. 945 00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:49,044 Perfect. 946 00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:51,296 Thank you, sir. 947 00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:53,423 Happy holidays, Private. 948 01:00:25,831 --> 01:00:26,915 Done. 949 01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:30,794 Done. 950 01:00:30,877 --> 01:00:32,045 Again. 951 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:41,888 Again. 952 01:00:47,435 --> 01:00:48,979 - Done. - Done. 953 01:00:49,938 --> 01:00:52,065 - How many is that, Cortez? - Twenty-six in a row. 954 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:54,192 What would you say if I told you I was gonna kill you 955 01:00:54,234 --> 01:00:55,318 for fucking me over like that? 956 01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:56,778 I already told you, it was an accident. 957 01:00:56,862 --> 01:00:57,946 An accident. 958 01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:00,532 Right. Like when this trigger slips. 959 01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:04,119 Of course, your nice little mom and dad are where? 960 01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:06,872 - Cottonwood Falls. - Cottonwood Falls. They'll be sad. 961 01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:09,207 They won't have their little boy to send fucking cookies to. 962 01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:10,750 I'll say it was an accidental discharge. 963 01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:12,419 I might even spend some time in the brig 964 01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,921 but I'll end this fucking waiting. 965 01:01:16,548 --> 01:01:18,675 And I'll know what it's like to kill a man. 966 01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:22,262 What are you doing? 967 01:01:22,512 --> 01:01:24,848 I'm in the firing position known as the sitting position. 968 01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:27,267 After the prone position, it is the platform most likely 969 01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:29,269 to enable a Marine to effectively kill his target. 970 01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:31,229 His target being a human, generally an enemy 971 01:01:31,271 --> 01:01:32,856 but sometimes a friend or friendly. 972 01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:34,774 We call this friendly fire, or friendly fucking 973 01:01:34,858 --> 01:01:36,151 or getting friendly fucked. 974 01:01:36,234 --> 01:01:37,652 Come on, Swoff, it was your watch. 975 01:01:37,736 --> 01:01:40,739 It was Christmas Eve, and I was just sitting there thinking about home. 976 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:42,157 - That's it. - What do you think, Cortez? 977 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,618 You think I'll accidentally Kill your homeboy from boot camp? 978 01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:45,952 Sure you'll kill him. Accidents happen. 979 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:48,580 - You don't see shit, right? - I don't see shit. 980 01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:50,081 This ain't even my tent. 981 01:01:50,123 --> 01:01:53,126 As a matter of fact, I ain't even here, Swoff. 982 01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:56,004 (SHUSHING) 983 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:06,765 What are you doing, man? 984 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,560 The M16A2 service rifle is a lightweight, 985 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:12,979 air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed shoulder weapon. 986 01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:15,315 It fires a 5.56 mm ball projectile, 987 01:02:15,398 --> 01:02:17,192 muzzle velocity 2,800 feet per second. 988 01:02:17,275 --> 01:02:19,319 This is my rifle. Repeat after me. 989 01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:21,821 Repeat after me. 990 01:02:23,198 --> 01:02:24,824 Repeat after me! 991 01:02:24,908 --> 01:02:27,494 - This is my rifle. - There you go. That's right. 992 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:29,913 Say the fucking words! 993 01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:33,166 - There are many like it. - There are many like it. 994 01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:35,001 But this one is mine. 995 01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:38,004 Without my rifle, I am nothing. Say it, you fucking idiot! 996 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,506 - No. - This is my rifle! 997 01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:42,175 There are many like it, but this one is mine! 998 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:44,511 - Without my rifle, I am nothing. - This is... 999 01:02:44,552 --> 01:02:46,846 - No, come on! - Shut the fuck up. 1000 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:48,390 Shut the fuck up. 1001 01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:50,350 Shut the fuck up and repeat after me! 1002 01:02:50,392 --> 01:02:51,601 Without me, I'm... 1003 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:53,853 This is my rifle. There are many like it! 1004 01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:57,524 Without me, my rifle is nothing! Fucking say it! Repeat after me! 1005 01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:00,485 Repeat after me! Without my rifle, I am nothing! 1006 01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:02,320 - I am nothing! - I am nothing. 1007 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:03,655 - Shut the fuck up. - I'm nothing. 1008 01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:04,906 Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. 1009 01:03:04,990 --> 01:03:06,199 Get up. 1010 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:09,411 Fuck, shoot me, then. Fucking shoot me! 1011 01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:11,538 - Shoot me in the fucking face! - I don't want to. 1012 01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:12,872 Do you fucking see how hard it is? 1013 01:03:12,914 --> 01:03:14,874 You shoot me in the fucking face, you fucking fagot! 1014 01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:17,335 - No, I don't want to. - Friendly fucking fire! 1015 01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:20,088 - Shoot me, you fucking pussy! - No. 1016 01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:21,381 Fuck! 1017 01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:26,970 Fuck. 1018 01:03:57,459 --> 01:04:01,254 So you had a round in the chamber? You were locked and loaded? 1019 01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:03,673 I messed up, man. 1020 01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:05,508 Look at him. He's fucking shaking. 1021 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:11,598 - Fergus, get up here. - I messed up, man. 1022 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:12,766 Okay. 1023 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:18,730 Look at him. 1024 01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:21,858 You! 1025 01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:25,362 You fucking do that again, and I will shoot you myself. 1026 01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:27,947 All right? 1027 01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:30,950 Well? 1028 01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:48,134 I'm sorry, man. 1029 01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:54,599 (DISTANT GUNFIRE) 1030 01:04:55,266 --> 01:04:56,768 What was that? 1031 01:04:56,810 --> 01:04:58,603 It might be an echo. 1032 01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:03,858 No, it's not. I hear it, too. 1033 01:05:03,942 --> 01:05:06,361 Call it in. See if there are friendlies in the area. 1034 01:05:06,444 --> 01:05:07,779 Lima 2 Charlie. 1035 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,157 Lima 2 Charlie. 1036 01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:12,742 This fucking shit is fucked, man. 1037 01:05:12,826 --> 01:05:15,036 Army has satellites, and we have this fucking shit. 1038 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,497 Better off sending smoke signals, man. 1039 01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:19,332 All right, guys, spread it out. 1040 01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:35,974 SWOFF: (WHISPERING) Troy. Troy. 1041 01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:39,060 - Who are they, man? - I don't know. 1042 01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,317 They got RPGs under their robes, man. 1043 01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:49,362 If they've got anthrax in there, we're gonna fucking melt. 1044 01:05:50,613 --> 01:05:51,656 (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) 1045 01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:09,132 (MUMBLING IN ARABIC) 1046 01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:17,348 Form a line! 1047 01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:25,732 Okay. 1048 01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:30,069 What do we do now? 1049 01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:34,824 SWOFF: Looks like they wanna talk. 1050 01:06:34,908 --> 01:06:36,743 Yeah? How you gonna do that? 1051 01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:41,789 (SPEAKING IN ARABIC) 1052 01:06:44,209 --> 01:06:45,543 That's his left hand. Shoot him! 1053 01:06:45,585 --> 01:06:47,754 - Easy, easy, easy. - Hold your fire. 1054 01:06:55,094 --> 01:06:58,139 TROY: Swoff, what are you doing? Swoff! 1055 01:06:59,098 --> 01:07:00,558 Guys, cover him. 1056 01:07:04,687 --> 01:07:06,439 MARINE: Fucking crazy motherfucker. 1057 01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:14,989 (SWOFF SPEAKING IN ARABIC) 1058 01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:16,282 What's up, man? 1059 01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:18,117 (MAN SPEAKING IN ARABIC) 1060 01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:19,327 What? 1061 01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:22,956 What is he doing? 1062 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:24,666 SWOFF: Calm down. 1063 01:07:24,749 --> 01:07:26,584 What the fuck is he doing? 1064 01:07:26,626 --> 01:07:28,545 Don't fucking touch the rifle! 1065 01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,422 Back up! Back the fuck up! 1066 01:07:33,925 --> 01:07:35,093 No fire. 1067 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,136 No fire! 1068 01:07:54,195 --> 01:07:55,530 (CAMELS GRUNTING) 1069 01:08:00,493 --> 01:08:03,121 - What did he say? - Someone shot their camels. 1070 01:08:03,663 --> 01:08:06,791 - What? - Someone shot their camels, man. 1071 01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:10,169 TROY: Eight men for five camels. 1072 01:08:17,510 --> 01:08:19,220 Swoff spoke Arabic. 1073 01:08:19,637 --> 01:08:23,182 Sounded like a duck fucking or something, but he spoke Arabic. 1074 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:25,768 Oh, yeah, yeah. But at least we finally saw something. 1075 01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:27,478 You guys should see what the .40 does 1076 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,856 to the head of a fucking camel, though. 1077 01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:33,234 What does the .40 do to the head of a camel, Fowler? 1078 01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:36,613 It turns the head inside out in about three fucking knots. 1079 01:08:36,696 --> 01:08:38,323 The head shot's like a motherfucker, too. 1080 01:08:38,364 --> 01:08:40,116 It's easy shot, slow... 1081 01:08:40,408 --> 01:08:41,701 Boom! 1082 01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:43,202 (IMITATING SPLATTERING) 1083 01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:44,579 (LAUGHING) 1084 01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:45,663 (HORN HONKING) 1085 01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:47,040 Oh, shit! 1086 01:08:47,206 --> 01:08:50,543 Wow! Here they are! My lady love! 1087 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:52,295 Show's starting, boys! 1088 01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:55,423 Hey, teach me some of that Arabic. What's, "Come suck my dick"? 1089 01:08:55,506 --> 01:08:56,966 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1090 01:08:57,342 --> 01:08:58,468 ...ducks fucking... 1091 01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:06,267 Drop the zero, get with the hero. I like you. 1092 01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:09,228 - Sit down, Fowler. - That's the one. You saw. 1093 01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:12,899 - She'll never forget me, man. - It's not funny, man. 1094 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:15,234 That bitch wanted me. Did you see that? 1095 01:09:15,276 --> 01:09:17,362 - You truly are an asshole. - Come on, man. 1096 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:19,030 You just haven't got to kill anything yet. 1097 01:09:19,072 --> 01:09:21,199 - That's your problem, man. - Don't fucking touch me. 1098 01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,992 You'll get to kill something sometime. 1099 01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:25,912 Your day will come, man. Your day will come. 1100 01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:33,961 Listen up! 1101 01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:36,506 I'm about to read to you what Mr. Saddam Hussein 1102 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,716 has just said to the Iraqi people. 1103 01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:41,969 And you better not consider this a bunch of bullshit. 1104 01:09:42,053 --> 01:09:44,430 "The mother of all battles is upon us. 1105 01:09:44,472 --> 01:09:46,432 "The sacrifices the Iraqi people will make 1106 01:09:46,474 --> 01:09:49,102 "are equal to the importance of the victory. 1107 01:09:49,143 --> 01:09:52,814 "Kuwait is the branch that must be returned to the tree. 1108 01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:55,858 "The blood of the infidels will flow like a river. 1109 01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:58,653 "Jihad is the way of all Arab people." 1110 01:09:58,945 --> 01:10:01,489 We are now Operation Desert Storm. 1111 01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:03,825 And we're the fucking righteous hammer of God. 1112 01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:07,120 And that hammer is coming down. It's real now. 1113 01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:09,330 We're going to the border. 1114 01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:10,873 MARINES: Ooh-rah! 1115 01:10:33,771 --> 01:10:35,314 Let's go! Let's move it! 1116 01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:37,567 Let's punch in this clock. We got work to do. 1117 01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,402 Let's go. Let's move. 1118 01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:41,487 Come on! Let's go! 1119 01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:43,114 Move. 1120 01:10:43,948 --> 01:10:45,199 Listen up. 1121 01:10:45,283 --> 01:10:47,452 When we cross this berm tomorrow 1122 01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:51,122 we expect as many as 30,000 casualties the first day. 1123 01:10:51,956 --> 01:10:55,042 There will be gas. It will be fucking nasty. 1124 01:10:55,126 --> 01:10:58,796 These atropine-oxime injectors go along with your PB pill packs. 1125 01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:02,091 In the event that you're attacked by nerve agents such as soman 1126 01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:04,719 these agents will produce casualties immediately 1127 01:11:04,802 --> 01:11:08,097 if you do not deploy these countermeasures fucking ricky-tick. 1128 01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:11,225 Why in the fuck, if we've already taken a set of PB pills 1129 01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:13,227 and just now been issued the fucking injector? 1130 01:11:13,311 --> 01:11:15,438 Shut the fuck up. I'm sick of your shit. 1131 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:17,023 All right, all right, man. Calm down. 1132 01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:19,192 Look, they don't want chemically dead fighters on CNN. 1133 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,485 Just sign it, Kruger. 1134 01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:22,695 - What the fuck is this? - It's a waiver. 1135 01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:24,197 It says these pills aren't proven. 1136 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,657 It says you won't sue if you get fucked up. 1137 01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:28,910 Okay, yeah, sure, fine. 1138 01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:31,329 I'll take the fucking pills, and a year later 1139 01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:34,207 my asshole will turn inside out and start fucking talking to me. 1140 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:36,959 - It's all a bitch. - These pills ain't worth a shit. 1141 01:11:37,043 --> 01:11:39,045 Kruger, you country motherfuck! 1142 01:11:40,004 --> 01:11:42,840 In 1987, Saddam Insane used chemical weapons 1143 01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:46,052 against the Kurds, and he killed thousands like fucking that. 1144 01:11:46,093 --> 01:11:48,971 The ones that lived, their kids came out fucked up. 1145 01:11:49,055 --> 01:11:51,390 Eight toes to one foot, no anal opening, 1146 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:52,725 retarded, blind. 1147 01:11:52,850 --> 01:11:54,227 Such fucked up little motherfuckers 1148 01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:55,728 they should have just killed them all anyway. 1149 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,772 You want that, don't take the pills. 1150 01:11:57,855 --> 01:12:00,483 You don't want that, sign the fucking waivers 1151 01:12:00,566 --> 01:12:02,652 and take the fucking pills! 1152 01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:06,489 All of you, get your pills in your hand. 1153 01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:09,534 Get them out. Get them so I can see them. 1154 01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:12,411 (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) 1155 01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:15,665 Now take the pill and put it on your tongue. 1156 01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:20,086 Swallow the pill. 1157 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,547 Now let me see your tongues. 1158 01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:29,428 Now, doesn't that feel better? Don't we all feel better? 1159 01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:31,180 - Yes, Staff Sergeant! - Good. 1160 01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:33,975 Now, dig your sleeping holes. 1161 01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:37,270 Dig your holes with the hands God gave you. 1162 01:12:43,109 --> 01:12:44,610 (JETS ROARING) 1163 01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:51,450 Fucking zoomies. 1164 01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:54,245 They're gonna win the war all by themselves? 1165 01:12:54,662 --> 01:12:56,914 They'll be sleeping in their own beds tonight, too. 1166 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:59,542 So what, man? We're scout fucking snipers. 1167 01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:03,004 When the shit hits the fan, we lead the fucking way. Ooh-rah! 1168 01:13:03,421 --> 01:13:06,757 Sure, look around. You hear those planes. 1169 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:09,427 This war is gonna move too fast for us. 1170 01:13:09,468 --> 01:13:11,554 All right, we can shoot 1,000 yards. 1171 01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:14,432 To go that far in Vietnam, that would take a week. 1172 01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:15,892 In World War I, a year. 1173 01:13:15,975 --> 01:13:18,728 Here, it's gonna take about 10 fucking seconds. 1174 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,479 By the time we have our rifles dialled 1175 01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:22,982 the war is going to be a mile down the road. 1176 01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:25,192 Wake up! 1177 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:28,613 Jesus! 1178 01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:35,953 - What the fuck is going on? - Get out of my sleeping hole. 1179 01:13:35,995 --> 01:13:38,956 We're about to go in the shit, and you're fucking with their heads. 1180 01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:40,833 Get out of my sleeping hole. 1181 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:42,460 SYKES: Lucky day! Listen up! 1182 01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:44,962 We've got our orders. We leave tomorrow, 0900. 1183 01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:46,756 Swofford, you got to sign your waiver again. 1184 01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:48,215 I can't read your fucking handwriting. 1185 01:13:48,299 --> 01:13:49,508 Yes, Staff Sergeant. 1186 01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:03,564 Done. 1187 01:14:03,648 --> 01:14:06,692 I don't give a fuck, Swofford, I could read it the first time. 1188 01:14:07,151 --> 01:14:10,321 Your boy, Troy got turned down for re-enlistment. 1189 01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:12,198 What? You're fucking with me. 1190 01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,700 Hey, watch your mouth. I don't need your fucking attitude. 1191 01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:17,411 But that's all he wants, is to be in the Suck. 1192 01:14:17,495 --> 01:14:20,373 I know that, but the Suck doesn't want him. 1193 01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:23,668 He had a criminal record. He lied about it. 1194 01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,753 And he lied about it on his application. 1195 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:29,382 So when we get back home, he's out. He's out. 1196 01:14:29,423 --> 01:14:32,593 The reason I'm telling you is so you can keep him from fucking up. 1197 01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:34,303 You think you can manage that? 1198 01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:37,473 Can you manage that? 1199 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:43,938 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 1200 01:15:13,968 --> 01:15:17,096 - What? - So you weren't even gonna tell me? 1201 01:15:18,639 --> 01:15:19,765 What? 1202 01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:26,897 Why don't you just shut the fuck up and mind your own business? 1203 01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:46,917 What the fuck is this, man? 1204 01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:48,836 CORTEZ: Bet it smells good, man. 1205 01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:51,630 She sent it back, man. 1206 01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:53,591 Sent it back like you send back a ring. 1207 01:15:53,632 --> 01:15:56,594 - What did she write? - "I'll always love you, Kristina." 1208 01:15:56,635 --> 01:16:00,681 - What's the fucking problem, then? - Nothing stays the same, Swoff. 1209 01:16:00,806 --> 01:16:03,476 Not our girlfriends, not our families, not anyone. 1210 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,478 Time doesn't stop back in the real world 1211 01:16:05,519 --> 01:16:08,147 'cause we're about to go in the shit. We're Marines. 1212 01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:11,984 - Nobody gives a rat's ass. - SWOFF: No, we're jarheads. 1213 01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:14,570 Yeah, what the fuck do you know? 1214 01:16:14,653 --> 01:16:17,406 I know you're a fucking jarhead, and that's all I need to know. 1215 01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:18,824 Jar-fucking-head. 1216 01:16:18,866 --> 01:16:21,160 Hey, jarhead, what's the Marine Corps birthday? 1217 01:16:21,202 --> 01:16:23,788 - Marine Corps birthday? - November 10th, 1775. 1218 01:16:23,829 --> 01:16:25,664 - Older than the USA. - Fucking A. 1219 01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:28,334 - Birthplace? - Tun Tavern, Philadelphia. 1220 01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:29,835 That's the city of brotherly love. 1221 01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:31,003 A. Tarawa? 1222 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:32,838 ALL: Bloodiest battle of World War Il. 1223 01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:34,006 Dan Daly? 1224 01:16:34,048 --> 01:16:37,885 ALL: Killed 37 Chinese by hand during the Boxer Rebellion of 1900. 1225 01:16:37,968 --> 01:16:41,138 - The greatest weapon on earth? - ALL: The Marine and his rifle! 1226 01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:44,475 - You wanna win your fucking war? - ALL: You tell it to the Marines! 1227 01:16:44,558 --> 01:16:45,810 (ALL CHEERING) 1228 01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:48,270 SWOFF: Get the brand! Get the brand! Now! Now! Now! 1229 01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:49,897 Get him down! 1230 01:17:02,368 --> 01:17:03,702 (SCREAMING) 1231 01:17:04,787 --> 01:17:06,372 (ALL CHEERING) 1232 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:08,958 He's yours. 1233 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:12,044 You earned it, man. 1234 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:30,855 SWOFF: We turned the inside of our tent 1235 01:17:31,730 --> 01:17:33,232 into a circus. 1236 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:38,696 'Cause inside of our circus, we cannot be injured. 1237 01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:43,826 Inside of our circus, we cannot be touched. 1238 01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:48,539 But we are insane 1239 01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:50,833 to believe this. 1240 01:17:51,208 --> 01:17:52,459 Incoming! 1241 01:17:53,085 --> 01:17:54,420 Corpsman! 1242 01:17:57,381 --> 01:17:58,674 (MARINE SHOUTING) 1243 01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:03,262 Get the fuck in here! 1244 01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:05,764 Get the fuck down here! 1245 01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,433 Incoming! 1246 01:18:22,615 --> 01:18:24,450 SWOFF: My combat action 1247 01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:27,953 has commenced. 1248 01:18:40,257 --> 01:18:41,508 MARINE: Corpsman! 1249 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:44,887 Corpsman! 1250 01:18:45,804 --> 01:18:47,473 Are you all right? 1251 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,186 What the fuck, man? 1252 01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:55,189 I pissed myself. 1253 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:56,982 - Got to find the fucking FO. - What? 1254 01:18:57,024 --> 01:18:59,068 The forward observers, they got us dialled in. 1255 01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:00,486 We gotta find the fuck... Get down! 1256 01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:02,279 - Fuck! - Swofford, you get on the binos. 1257 01:19:02,321 --> 01:19:03,948 You get your binos and you find him. 1258 01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:06,784 - Troy, get on that radio. - Radio's dead. 1259 01:19:06,825 --> 01:19:10,037 Go to the com truck! Look up! And get some batteries! 1260 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,997 - Where is it? - It's over there! 1261 01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:16,168 - Jesus! - It ain't getting no closer. 1262 01:19:16,210 --> 01:19:17,836 Get the fuck going! 1263 01:19:18,837 --> 01:19:19,964 Fuck! 1264 01:19:27,930 --> 01:19:29,598 Corpsman! 1265 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:34,520 Do not fucking die! Do not fucking die! 1266 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:36,855 Do not fucking die! 1267 01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:40,025 Do not fucking die! 1268 01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:48,492 This fucking hole isn't deep enough! 1269 01:19:48,534 --> 01:19:51,704 - What are you talking about? - We need batteries for the 77. 1270 01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:53,956 - Fuck! - Man, we are fucking dying! 1271 01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:55,708 I need a fucking battery for the 77. 1272 01:19:55,749 --> 01:19:57,042 Why are you fucking arguing with me? 1273 01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,752 What are you doing? Those are dead batteries! 1274 01:19:58,836 --> 01:19:59,837 Shut up! 1275 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:07,678 - What took you so long? - Fuck you. 1276 01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:12,099 Here are the coordinates, call that fucker in. 1277 01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:18,605 I just ran through incoming to get a dead fucking battery. 1278 01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:20,232 Welcome to the Suck. 1279 01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:21,608 Fuck! 1280 01:20:21,692 --> 01:20:24,278 Damn, you was too fucking slow! They're already retreating! 1281 01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:26,905 Sykes says we're going after them! We're gonna get some! 1282 01:21:01,565 --> 01:21:03,067 (JETS ROARING) 1283 01:21:07,613 --> 01:21:10,699 That was A-10s. Warthogs, baby. 1284 01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:13,494 Those things are fucking tank killers. 1285 01:21:13,577 --> 01:21:16,455 - That shit's a fucking monster. - Yeah, no shit, Fowler. 1286 01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:20,459 (SINGING) Off they go into the wide blue yonder 1287 01:21:20,501 --> 01:21:22,336 Let's go, zoomies! 1288 01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:25,714 Let's drop that righteous hand of God! 1289 01:21:25,798 --> 01:21:27,716 Fowler, get back in formation. 1290 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:31,011 - They're about to drop those bombs! - Fowler, stay in position. 1291 01:21:31,095 --> 01:21:33,806 They're gonna drop the hand of God all over the Iraqis! 1292 01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:36,266 - Fowler, stay in your formation. - Yeah! 1293 01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:40,521 Fowler, get... 1294 01:21:40,604 --> 01:21:42,731 Are they supposed to come back? 1295 01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:44,441 Get in formation! 1296 01:21:48,862 --> 01:21:50,155 Incoming! 1297 01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:02,835 (MARINES SHOUTING) 1298 01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:07,172 Quebec 4 Delta, this is Echo 5 Charlie. 1299 01:22:07,214 --> 01:22:09,091 Request medevac, priority. 1300 01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:12,594 Marines down, in grid 671584. 1301 01:22:12,678 --> 01:22:14,346 We'll mark with smoke, over. 1302 01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:17,683 FOWLER: What are they doing? Supposed to be flying. 1303 01:22:17,724 --> 01:22:19,393 Fucking assholes. 1304 01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:22,020 Call those Humvees up. We keep moving. 1305 01:22:22,062 --> 01:22:24,231 They fucking thought we were Iraqis? 1306 01:22:25,023 --> 01:22:26,400 Keep moving. 1307 01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:32,656 (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) 1308 01:22:33,323 --> 01:22:34,616 (MARINES TALKING) 1309 01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:47,004 SYKES: Keep moving. They could be over this next berm. 1310 01:23:18,494 --> 01:23:22,623 Now listen up, let's stay focused. We're heading north. Let's move out. 1311 01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:27,085 Keep your eyes open. 1312 01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:33,527 (METALLIC CLANKING) 1313 01:24:56,008 --> 01:24:59,177 - What are you doing? - They were trying to get away. 1314 01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:02,431 Fuck it, man. Come on. 1315 01:25:48,852 --> 01:25:50,729 Fergus, here. 1316 01:25:52,272 --> 01:25:53,565 Thanks. 1317 01:25:55,734 --> 01:25:57,444 Staff Sergeant, I gotta take a shit. 1318 01:25:57,527 --> 01:25:58,987 Stay in voice range. 1319 01:26:02,824 --> 01:26:04,743 Spaghetti marinara. 1320 01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:19,401 (FLY BUZZING) 1321 01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:32,289 One fucking hell of a day, huh? 1322 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:50,515 - You all right? - Yeah. 1323 01:27:52,142 --> 01:27:53,518 What's over there? 1324 01:27:56,438 --> 01:27:57,606 Nothing. 1325 01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:01,067 TROY: Holy shit! 1326 01:28:01,568 --> 01:28:03,612 - What? - TROY: Oil wells. 1327 01:28:03,737 --> 01:28:05,530 They lit up the oil wells. 1328 01:28:06,823 --> 01:28:08,325 (DISTANT RUMBLING) 1329 01:28:34,935 --> 01:28:39,189 It's raining oil. It's raining oil, fellas. 1330 01:28:40,065 --> 01:28:42,150 You ever see that movie Giant? 1331 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:45,278 You've seen the movie Giant. James Dean, man. 1332 01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:47,906 "My well came in, Bick. 1333 01:28:48,865 --> 01:28:51,743 "I'm rich, Bick. Richer than you." 1334 01:28:51,785 --> 01:28:54,079 Come on, shut your trap. That shit's poison. 1335 01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:55,330 Come on. 1336 01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:57,082 The earth is bleeding. 1337 01:28:57,582 --> 01:29:01,253 Well, you'd better get used to it, 'cause we're gonna be living in it. 1338 01:29:01,419 --> 01:29:03,129 Dig those holes, boys. 1339 01:29:13,265 --> 01:29:14,266 Shit. 1340 01:29:15,141 --> 01:29:17,185 Shit's stinging my eyes. 1341 01:29:17,269 --> 01:29:19,437 My eyes is burning! Shit! 1342 01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:23,024 Oh, fuck! Fuck, it's in my eye, I can't see. 1343 01:29:23,233 --> 01:29:25,527 Oh, shit, it's burning! It's burning! 1344 01:29:25,610 --> 01:29:28,113 - TROY: Swoff, get me some water. - Fuck, it's burning! 1345 01:29:28,196 --> 01:29:30,490 - Calm down. It's okay. - What are you doing? 1346 01:29:30,574 --> 01:29:32,784 TROY: Don't rub your eyes. 1347 01:29:32,826 --> 01:29:34,744 Shit, it's burning! 1348 01:29:34,786 --> 01:29:38,123 Hey, just close your eyes. Swoff, I need that towel. 1349 01:29:38,582 --> 01:29:42,294 All right, there you go. You want me to wipe your ass too? 1350 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:45,964 - Shit! - Put them back on. 1351 01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:47,632 - You're okay, man. - Put them back on. 1352 01:29:47,716 --> 01:29:50,260 - You'll be fine, perfect. - Thanks, man. 1353 01:29:50,427 --> 01:29:52,304 Hey, listen up! 1354 01:29:52,470 --> 01:29:55,432 The wind's changed. We're moving out this shit. 1355 01:29:55,473 --> 01:29:56,766 Let's move! 1356 01:29:57,142 --> 01:29:58,977 I came here to fight. 1357 01:29:59,769 --> 01:30:01,813 I've just got to get out of this fucking oil. 1358 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:04,190 Let's go, man. Let's go. 1359 01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:25,837 (BLUES ROCK PLAYING ON RADIO) 1360 01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:31,343 That's Vietham music, man. Can't we get our own fucking music? 1361 01:30:35,388 --> 01:30:36,806 Hey, Krug, 1362 01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:40,143 what's Fowler doing digging way over there? 1363 01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:41,519 He ain't digging. 1364 01:30:43,355 --> 01:30:45,315 Fowler, what are you doing? 1365 01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:46,858 Fowler! 1366 01:30:48,234 --> 01:30:50,070 What are you digging over there? 1367 01:30:50,946 --> 01:30:52,155 Nothing. 1368 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,199 Our orders are to dig over here. 1369 01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:56,534 Mind your own fucking business. 1370 01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:06,252 Hey, Fowler, H207? 1371 01:31:09,923 --> 01:31:13,426 Hey, Fergie, come here. I gotta show you something. 1372 01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:17,222 This is my new best buddy, man. 1373 01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,518 - Who's under there? - Just my friend. 1374 01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:23,687 Ta-da. 1375 01:31:23,728 --> 01:31:25,730 Jesus Christ, Fowler. 1376 01:31:26,314 --> 01:31:29,150 Ahab the Arab, huh? 1377 01:31:30,568 --> 01:31:32,737 - Oh, Jesus. - Get that out of here. 1378 01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:34,114 Fuck, Fowler. 1379 01:31:34,406 --> 01:31:36,658 $5 to get your picture taken with it, guys. 1380 01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:38,827 Check out what I put in his mouth. 1381 01:31:39,244 --> 01:31:40,453 (LAUGHING) 1382 01:31:41,246 --> 01:31:44,249 What's the matter, Swoffy? Swoff doesn't like Ahab. 1383 01:31:44,332 --> 01:31:47,127 You don't like Ahab? This is war, man. 1384 01:31:48,211 --> 01:31:50,797 This is war. You can't handle it? What are you, a fag? 1385 01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:53,091 If you fucking touch me, I will beat your fucking head in. 1386 01:31:53,174 --> 01:31:54,509 I swear to God. 1387 01:31:55,218 --> 01:31:56,678 Get it out of here. 1388 01:31:58,179 --> 01:32:01,307 The whole goddamn desert is shitting dead ragheads. 1389 01:32:01,391 --> 01:32:02,350 Have we done anything? 1390 01:32:02,434 --> 01:32:04,436 Have we done anything but walk around in the sand? 1391 01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:06,604 I didn't kill him. He's dead. 1392 01:32:08,106 --> 01:32:09,274 Move. 1393 01:32:09,774 --> 01:32:10,942 (SIGHS) 1394 01:32:12,736 --> 01:32:13,903 Fuck you. 1395 01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:19,200 There's tons of crispy critters around here, man. 1396 01:32:19,284 --> 01:32:20,535 I'll get as many as I want. 1397 01:32:20,827 --> 01:32:22,287 You won't get this one. 1398 01:32:22,954 --> 01:32:25,457 Yeah, but I'll get as many as I want, man! 1399 01:32:26,374 --> 01:32:28,835 'Cause I don't even fucking want that one! 1400 01:32:30,211 --> 01:32:31,463 I don't. 1401 01:32:32,464 --> 01:32:33,715 Fowler, 1402 01:32:35,175 --> 01:32:36,551 stay sharp. 1403 01:32:51,983 --> 01:32:53,318 (HORSE SNORTING) 1404 01:33:07,540 --> 01:33:09,042 (HORSE BREATHING HEAVILY) 1405 01:33:17,175 --> 01:33:18,384 It's all right. 1406 01:33:19,844 --> 01:33:21,346 You're gonna be all right. 1407 01:33:22,013 --> 01:33:23,389 It's all right. 1408 01:33:24,808 --> 01:33:25,892 Whoa. 1409 01:33:31,731 --> 01:33:34,317 You're covered in this fucking oil. 1410 01:33:56,214 --> 01:33:57,549 (SIGHS) 1411 01:34:04,722 --> 01:34:07,934 The Army may pull this type of shit, but the Marines don't. 1412 01:34:08,434 --> 01:34:11,479 When we get back, Fowler will be passing out shit-paper. 1413 01:34:31,416 --> 01:34:34,002 I could be working with my brother right now. 1414 01:34:35,128 --> 01:34:38,965 He's got a dry-wall business in Compton. 1415 01:34:40,717 --> 01:34:44,262 Does the inside of office buildings. You know, the metal studs. 1416 01:34:45,555 --> 01:34:47,265 I could be his partner. 1417 01:34:47,348 --> 01:34:51,519 Said he'd give me that brand new Dodge Ram Charger. 1418 01:34:51,978 --> 01:34:54,439 You know, the 318 Magnum? The beast? 1419 01:34:56,691 --> 01:34:59,235 All indoor work, too. Lots of AC. 1420 01:34:59,277 --> 01:35:03,865 I could sleep with my wife every night. Fuck her, maybe. 1421 01:35:03,948 --> 01:35:06,159 Take my kids to school every morning. 1422 01:35:06,242 --> 01:35:07,619 And I'd run his crews, too. 1423 01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:10,038 Probably increase productivity 40 to 50%. 1424 01:35:10,121 --> 01:35:11,956 Make $100,000 a year. 1425 01:35:13,833 --> 01:35:15,376 Do you know why I don't? 1426 01:35:21,299 --> 01:35:24,802 Because I love this job. 1427 01:35:29,307 --> 01:35:33,436 I thank God for every fucking day that He gives me in the Corps. 1428 01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:35,188 Ooh-rah. 1429 01:35:41,819 --> 01:35:44,781 I mean, who else gets a chance to see shit like this? 1430 01:36:00,713 --> 01:36:02,548 You know what I'm saying? 1431 01:36:03,007 --> 01:36:04,425 Yes, Staff Sergeant. 1432 01:36:06,844 --> 01:36:08,012 Do you? 1433 01:36:21,693 --> 01:36:25,113 Listen up. Colonel says he wants my best snipers. 1434 01:36:25,196 --> 01:36:26,906 God help me, it's you two. 1435 01:36:26,990 --> 01:36:29,158 We've had beaucoup surrenders, whole fucking units, 1436 01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:31,286 but the Republican Guard is still out there 1437 01:36:31,369 --> 01:36:33,538 and they are most definitely hardcore. 1438 01:36:33,579 --> 01:36:36,207 So you keep your shit together. Go over there. 1439 01:36:37,292 --> 01:36:39,335 Yes, Staff Sergeant. 1440 01:36:39,877 --> 01:36:41,045 Thank you, Staff Sergeant. 1441 01:36:41,129 --> 01:36:42,422 - What? - Thank you. 1442 01:36:42,505 --> 01:36:45,008 Don't thank me, just don't fucking die. 1443 01:36:45,383 --> 01:36:46,592 Let's go. 1444 01:36:46,676 --> 01:36:47,844 (ENGINE STARTING) 1445 01:36:55,810 --> 01:36:57,478 Fucking A. 1446 01:36:57,562 --> 01:37:00,106 Get a kill, you fucking pussies. 1447 01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:27,925 - Sykes thinks you boys are good. - TROY: Yes, sir. 1448 01:37:28,509 --> 01:37:30,928 Well, if it comes from him it's not bullshit. 1449 01:37:30,970 --> 01:37:32,138 I got the kind of mission 1450 01:37:32,221 --> 01:37:34,932 scout snipers would pop their grandmother to get. 1451 01:37:35,224 --> 01:37:39,979 We got 750 Republican Guards dug in around a control tower 1452 01:37:40,229 --> 01:37:42,190 at airfield Al Jabar. 1453 01:37:42,690 --> 01:37:46,069 Grid 703003. 1454 01:37:46,444 --> 01:37:50,281 The recon reports two high-ranking officers in the tower. 1455 01:37:50,740 --> 01:37:53,451 All my air is tied up farther north till 1800. 1456 01:37:53,534 --> 01:37:55,995 So if you could take out those officers 1457 01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:58,498 maybe the cannon fodder will white flag it 1458 01:37:58,581 --> 01:38:00,958 and save me having to take the whole battalion 1459 01:38:01,125 --> 01:38:02,502 hey, diddle diddle, right up the middle. 1460 01:38:02,585 --> 01:38:03,586 Aye-aye, sir. 1461 01:38:03,628 --> 01:38:05,797 This is not Rambo time. 1462 01:38:06,672 --> 01:38:09,967 Before you take a shot, you must get clearance, understood? 1463 01:38:10,051 --> 01:38:11,969 - Yes, Sir. - Outstanding. 1464 01:38:13,554 --> 01:38:17,600 Some of my officers think that scout snipers are prima donnas. 1465 01:38:18,643 --> 01:38:21,521 They think STA stands for Sun Tan Association. 1466 01:38:21,604 --> 01:38:23,356 - Are they right? - BOTH: No, sir. 1467 01:38:24,148 --> 01:38:25,942 Then fucking show me. 1468 01:39:10,987 --> 01:39:12,029 Clear. 1469 01:39:24,625 --> 01:39:26,669 SWOFF: Oh, shit! 1470 01:39:27,086 --> 01:39:29,172 There's no one in the tower, man. 1471 01:39:31,340 --> 01:39:34,218 The sun's going down. Shit! 1472 01:39:34,385 --> 01:39:35,845 Wait. 1473 01:39:37,638 --> 01:39:39,223 Thank you, Jesus. 1474 01:39:45,605 --> 01:39:48,316 Romeo, Golf, Charlie. Romeo, Golf, Charlie. 1475 01:39:48,399 --> 01:39:50,276 This is Lima 2 Sierra. Over. 1476 01:39:51,277 --> 01:39:53,237 Officers in control tower. Over. 1477 01:39:53,279 --> 01:39:55,323 That's what they look like, huh? 1478 01:39:58,743 --> 01:39:59,952 Range? 1479 01:40:01,579 --> 01:40:02,955 900 yards. 1480 01:40:07,335 --> 01:40:08,920 Wind is? 1481 01:40:10,421 --> 01:40:12,590 Five to seven, west to east. 1482 01:40:17,386 --> 01:40:19,555 Romeo, Golf, Charlie. Romeo, Golf, Charlie. 1483 01:40:19,597 --> 01:40:22,183 Requesting permission to take the shot. Over. 1484 01:40:30,441 --> 01:40:33,736 - Set. - We have the shot. Over. 1485 01:40:42,411 --> 01:40:44,330 Affirmative. Out. 1486 01:40:45,289 --> 01:40:46,832 Permission to fire. 1487 01:41:02,557 --> 01:41:03,766 Fire. 1488 01:41:04,600 --> 01:41:05,685 Fire. 1489 01:41:06,644 --> 01:41:07,728 Fire. 1490 01:41:09,105 --> 01:41:12,024 - What the fuck frequency are you on? - Oh, fuck. 1491 01:41:12,108 --> 01:41:13,985 We got air. I'm calling it in. 1492 01:41:14,026 --> 01:41:15,778 We have permission to take the shot. 1493 01:41:15,820 --> 01:41:18,322 Tough break, you were just gonna shoot one guy. 1494 01:41:18,406 --> 01:41:20,866 Watch this, it'll blow your fucking minds. 1495 01:41:22,660 --> 01:41:25,371 Bad knees. College football. 1496 01:41:25,955 --> 01:41:27,832 Requesting permission to take the shot, sir. 1497 01:41:27,873 --> 01:41:29,041 Request denied. 1498 01:41:29,125 --> 01:41:31,669 You never know how many chances you're gonna get to do this. 1499 01:41:31,711 --> 01:41:32,920 Wait, wait, wait. 1500 01:41:33,004 --> 01:41:36,299 Sir, just let us take this one shot right before the air comes in. 1501 01:41:36,340 --> 01:41:38,968 Those aren't my orders, Marine. Hitman 45... 1502 01:41:39,010 --> 01:41:41,053 No, wait, wait, wait. 1503 01:41:41,137 --> 01:41:42,847 - Hitman 45... - Wait, wait, wait. 1504 01:41:42,930 --> 01:41:45,433 Wait, sir, we won't tell anybody. 1505 01:41:46,475 --> 01:41:49,312 We don't need to tell anybody. What difference does it make? 1506 01:41:49,353 --> 01:41:51,105 We have a perfect shot. Just let us take it. 1507 01:41:51,188 --> 01:41:52,315 Negative. 1508 01:41:53,524 --> 01:41:55,943 We have permission from the Colonel, sir. 1509 01:41:56,193 --> 01:41:59,363 Hitman 45. Hitman 45. This is Bravo 4... 1510 01:41:59,405 --> 01:42:02,283 God damn it, he's dead anyway! Just let us fucking do it! 1511 01:42:02,366 --> 01:42:04,410 - You are way out of line, Corporal. - Troy. 1512 01:42:04,493 --> 01:42:06,704 - What difference does it make? - Give him back the handset. 1513 01:42:06,746 --> 01:42:08,331 If it doesn't make a fucking difference 1514 01:42:08,372 --> 01:42:09,665 why the fuck do you have to do it? 1515 01:42:09,707 --> 01:42:12,418 Because we have the goddamn shot! That's why we're here! 1516 01:42:12,543 --> 01:42:15,171 - Give me the fucking handset! - Fucking fuck! 1517 01:42:15,212 --> 01:42:16,672 Fucking stop! 1518 01:42:16,714 --> 01:42:19,342 - Stop it! - That's my kill! 1519 01:42:19,383 --> 01:42:22,887 Fuck! That is my kill! That is my Kill! 1520 01:42:22,928 --> 01:42:24,847 You fucking desk jockey! 1521 01:42:24,889 --> 01:42:26,932 He's a fucking prick. 1522 01:42:27,058 --> 01:42:29,560 You don't know what we go through, hell! 1523 01:42:29,644 --> 01:42:31,312 It isn't done! 1524 01:42:31,979 --> 01:42:34,899 Let go of me. Just fucking let go of me. 1525 01:42:35,691 --> 01:42:36,984 (GASPING) 1526 01:42:38,694 --> 01:42:39,695 I was trying... 1527 01:42:40,071 --> 01:42:42,239 (SOBBING) I was trying to explain... 1528 01:42:42,782 --> 01:42:43,783 Fuck! 1529 01:42:49,664 --> 01:42:51,082 Oh, man. 1530 01:43:02,677 --> 01:43:05,763 You STA boys are some weird motherfuckers. 1531 01:43:19,318 --> 01:43:23,280 Hitman 45. Hitman 45. This is Bravo 4 Lima. Over. 1532 01:44:00,276 --> 01:44:01,652 (RADIO CHATTERING) 1533 01:44:07,116 --> 01:44:09,326 Are we ever gonna get to kill anyone? 1534 01:44:10,536 --> 01:44:11,871 Fuck if I know. 1535 01:44:15,750 --> 01:44:17,126 When are they gonna kick you out? 1536 01:44:18,669 --> 01:44:20,504 Two weeks after we get back. 1537 01:44:21,839 --> 01:44:24,008 I already have my separation papers. 1538 01:44:26,886 --> 01:44:27,928 You got any ideas? 1539 01:44:29,472 --> 01:44:33,017 I'll sell some crack. Sling some dope. 1540 01:44:36,771 --> 01:44:38,606 Yeah, all you want is in. 1541 01:44:40,065 --> 01:44:41,525 All I want is out. 1542 01:44:44,779 --> 01:44:46,280 Welcome to the Suck. 1543 01:44:57,708 --> 01:44:59,210 Where's our pickup? 1544 01:44:59,919 --> 01:45:01,212 Shit. 1545 01:45:34,578 --> 01:45:35,996 (JETS ROARING) 1546 01:45:36,080 --> 01:45:38,207 Fucking Scuds, man. 1547 01:45:38,582 --> 01:45:40,751 Motherfuck, it's gotten the battalion. 1548 01:45:40,793 --> 01:45:43,128 We don't know that. They could be friendly. 1549 01:45:43,212 --> 01:45:45,589 You ever hear friendly fire like that? 1550 01:45:45,673 --> 01:45:46,799 Fuck. 1551 01:45:50,928 --> 01:45:53,639 - Jesus, you hear that? What is that? - Screaming. 1552 01:45:54,765 --> 01:45:57,101 Republican Guards, man, over this berm. 1553 01:45:57,184 --> 01:45:58,644 Ready? Are you ready? 1554 01:45:58,727 --> 01:46:00,229 Let's fucking get those motherfuckers. 1555 01:46:00,271 --> 01:46:03,482 I'll cover you. Go! Go! Go! 1556 01:46:05,276 --> 01:46:06,777 (MEN SCREAMING) 1557 01:46:16,120 --> 01:46:18,289 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 1558 01:46:21,041 --> 01:46:22,459 (MARINES CHEERING) 1559 01:46:35,014 --> 01:46:36,223 Shit. 1560 01:46:36,807 --> 01:46:39,059 You motherfuckers were still out there? 1561 01:46:39,143 --> 01:46:41,437 - Sarge? - You didn't get the memo, did you? 1562 01:46:41,478 --> 01:46:44,148 Having a little party. You're a little overdressed. 1563 01:46:44,189 --> 01:46:47,610 This shit is over, motherfucker. You didn't die. 1564 01:46:47,651 --> 01:46:48,903 Have a cigar. 1565 01:46:50,195 --> 01:46:51,572 It won't kill you. 1566 01:46:54,033 --> 01:46:55,534 Party on! 1567 01:46:56,535 --> 01:47:00,080 Hey, motherfuckers, did you get a fucking kill? 1568 01:47:01,999 --> 01:47:04,418 - Did you get a fucking kill, man? - No. 1569 01:47:04,501 --> 01:47:05,669 Oh, shit. 1570 01:47:06,503 --> 01:47:10,466 Well, fuck it. This fucked up rodeo is over! 1571 01:47:10,507 --> 01:47:11,842 We're going home! 1572 01:47:14,970 --> 01:47:19,016 Get your jungle camies, boys. I'm burning all these. 1573 01:47:19,516 --> 01:47:21,352 We don't need them anymore. 1574 01:47:22,811 --> 01:47:26,023 We killed Saddam, man! He's fucking history! 1575 01:47:26,065 --> 01:47:28,067 Yeah, he's fucking history! 1576 01:47:28,150 --> 01:47:31,362 We never have to come back to this shit hole ever again! 1577 01:47:31,820 --> 01:47:33,364 (ALL CHEERING) 1578 01:47:39,161 --> 01:47:41,121 I never shot my rifle. 1579 01:47:45,292 --> 01:47:46,543 You do it now. 1580 01:48:53,485 --> 01:48:54,737 SWOFF: Four days. 1581 01:48:56,363 --> 01:48:57,531 Four hours. 1582 01:48:58,657 --> 01:48:59,783 One minute. 1583 01:49:02,286 --> 01:49:03,787 That was my war. 1584 01:49:10,836 --> 01:49:12,171 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 1585 01:49:13,964 --> 01:49:15,716 (BAND PLAYING) 1586 01:49:19,470 --> 01:49:20,971 (ALL CHATTERING) 1587 01:49:27,686 --> 01:49:29,188 MAN: You want some beer? 1588 01:49:29,271 --> 01:49:30,939 Look here, I got a beer. 1589 01:49:31,065 --> 01:49:32,316 (MARINES CHEERING) 1590 01:49:32,649 --> 01:49:34,359 The party's started now. 1591 01:49:41,742 --> 01:49:43,786 Semper Fi, Marines! 1592 01:49:44,995 --> 01:49:46,580 Semper Fi, Marines! 1593 01:49:46,872 --> 01:49:48,791 MARINES: Ooh-rah! 1594 01:49:50,793 --> 01:49:51,919 You did it. 1595 01:49:53,295 --> 01:49:54,671 You did it clean. 1596 01:49:55,464 --> 01:49:56,840 You made us proud. 1597 01:49:59,426 --> 01:50:00,719 Semper Fi. 1598 01:50:02,679 --> 01:50:04,181 Semper fucking Fi. 1599 01:50:05,224 --> 01:50:06,725 Welcome home, Marine. 1600 01:50:07,976 --> 01:50:09,186 Welcome home. 1601 01:50:09,978 --> 01:50:11,480 Welcome home, son. 1602 01:50:12,564 --> 01:50:14,316 Welcome home, Staff Sergeant. 1603 01:50:27,704 --> 01:50:29,873 You mind if I sit down in your bus? 1604 01:50:31,834 --> 01:50:33,502 SWOFF: Every war is different. 1605 01:50:35,045 --> 01:50:36,213 Ooh-rah. 1606 01:50:38,549 --> 01:50:40,259 Every war is the same. 1607 01:50:42,219 --> 01:50:44,179 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1608 01:51:17,754 --> 01:51:19,047 Hey, where you going? 1609 01:51:37,399 --> 01:51:38,483 Yeah? 1610 01:51:40,235 --> 01:51:42,196 - Fergus? - Hey, man. 1611 01:51:43,947 --> 01:51:46,200 Hey, man, how you doing? Nice haircut. 1612 01:51:46,283 --> 01:51:48,535 - Good, thanks. - Come on in. 1613 01:51:51,538 --> 01:51:53,123 FERGUS: I got some bad news, man. 1614 01:52:30,911 --> 01:52:32,162 (BANGING) 1615 01:52:48,178 --> 01:52:49,388 SWOFF: A story. 1616 01:52:50,597 --> 01:52:53,016 A man fires a rifle for many years 1617 01:52:53,725 --> 01:52:55,352 and he goes to war. 1618 01:52:56,853 --> 01:52:58,855 And afterwards he comes home 1619 01:52:59,856 --> 01:53:03,110 and he sees that whatever else he might do with his life, 1620 01:53:04,361 --> 01:53:05,737 build a house, 1621 01:53:07,531 --> 01:53:08,824 love a woman, 1622 01:53:10,242 --> 01:53:12,327 change his son's diaper, 1623 01:53:14,037 --> 01:53:15,998 he will always remain, 1624 01:53:17,332 --> 01:53:18,709 a jarhead. 1625 01:53:22,212 --> 01:53:23,880 And all the jarheads, 1626 01:53:25,257 --> 01:53:27,718 killing and dying, 1627 01:53:29,303 --> 01:53:31,888 they will always 1628 01:53:33,223 --> 01:53:34,474 be me. 1629 01:53:40,564 --> 01:53:41,898 We are still 1630 01:53:43,066 --> 01:53:44,443 in the desert. 1631 01:53:52,784 --> 01:53:54,786 (HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 1632 02:02:12,575 --> 02:02:14,285 (MARINES SINGING)